The Stinkydogs and some Stinky Friends
“you seriously want me to chase you?”
“Who says I’m ball obsessed?”
“Quack, quack, quack ….. d’ya think my disguise is working?”
“OMG!!!! bed hair ……. can’t do a thing with it”
“The hills are alive with the sound of ………… meeee howling, lol”
“I’m NOT cutesy fluffy wuffy, I’m a weapon of mass destruction”
“Can you read coz I’ll be buggered if I know where we are”
“I’m NOT a dog!!! I’m a Diva Princess and don’t you forget it!!!!!”
“Oooo I do so love a fluffy bed”
“Hmmmm, which toy next eh? ……………. eeny meeny miny mo”
“Us Diva’s just have to stick together daaahlings”
“Yeah, I’m gorgeous but don’t mention the goaty tail”
“Oi!!!!! left a bit with the camera, I’m a celebrity don’t you know”
“Noooooo, please don’t put me in the bath again!!!”
“Come on in, it’s lovely and warm ………. honest!!!”
“Slam dunk, you’re toast skinny dog”
“Running? ……. don’t be soooo ridiculous? …….. people clearly have no idea how lazy we Greyhounds and Lurchers are”
“la la la la la ………. don’t look at the camera “
“Nom nom nom nom”
“Eau de Fox Poop ….. must get it well rubbed in behind the ears”
“Eau de Fish Guts ….. yep, I’m irresistible”
“NO, I’ve never met Cruella DeVille and I don’t have lots of spotty kids!!!”
“Pssssst …….. shall we shred the cushions next?”
“Zzzzzz ….. wabbit, wabbits, wabbits …. zzzzzz …….. “
“Zzzzzzz …………. tennis balls, tennis balls, tennis balls ….. zzzzzzz ……”
“Zzzzzz…….. mmmmm, sossijis ………. zzzzzzzzz………”
“What’s he smiling for, it’s cold and wet and we should be on a sofa!!”
“When we grow up we want to be Stinkydogwalkers”
“Yep, this should annoy the dog walker!”
“Mission accomplished, I’m filthy and ohso proud of it”
“I’m standing up here because I thought you were a mouse!!!”
“Right when I say ‘go’ we all run in different directions”
“Couple of beers, the TV remote and a soft cushion …….. heaven”
“I seem to have a small hairy mole on my head”
“Give me a Gravy Bone or I’ll laser stare you to dust!!!”
“Either my front legs have fallen off or this puddle is deeper than I thought!!!”
“Don’t worry, I’m ALWAYS being yelled at for trampolining on the beds”
“Waahhaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha”
“I’m not sure about this Yoga m’larky. I seem to be in a knot!!!!!”
“So it’s official …….. we’re lost and you didn’t bring the map!!!!”
